Barack Obama is too busy being a Media Star to be a President! (Part THREE of THREE)
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Barack Obama
And The
Flying Circus
By Ivan Simic
October 22nd, 2009
PRAVDA.RU
___PART THREE OF THREE
Satire or
real possibility
In order to pull his country
out of recession Barack Obama
will have no other option
then to use his popularity
to fill movie theaters.
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The US President
will make movies!
This is the only productive
business left in the US.
Obama will make few so
called blockbuster movies
which each will make more
than a billion dollars in revenues,
beating the legendary Titanic.
Money from the movies
will be used to support
the US economy.
For his brilliant talent
on movie screen Obama
will get several Oscar’s
and other movie awards.
In addition,
Obama will be presented
with his second Nobel Prize,
but this time in Economics
(for discovering unique
mechanism to use movie
industry to directly support
government budget).
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Here are some possible
titles for Obama’s movies:
Obama:
The Extra-Terrestrial
(E.T: The Extra-Terrestrial),
Obama Wars
(Star Wars),
Obama-Man
(Spider-Man),
Obama Almighty
(Bruce Almighty),
The Obama Ultimatum
(The Bourne Ultimatum),
Obama vs. Aliens
(Monsters vs. Aliens),
Mr. & Mrs. Obama
(Mr. & Mrs. Smith),
Obama Forever
(Batman Forever),
Obama’s 21
(Ocean’s eleven),
among other notable titles.
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But what will Obama do
when his movie carrier
fades away?
What else showmen can do,
he will sing!
Obama will record the peace
album with the possible hit
song “Heal the world
make it Obamaland”
(Heal the world by
Michael Jackson),
which will receive numerous
MTV awards and Grammy’s
(Obama won two Grammy’s,
one in 2006 and one in 2008).
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It appears Democrats
like Grammy’s;
An Inconvenient Truth
by Al Gore won in 2009,
Jimmy Carter in 2007,
Bill Clinton in 2005,
Hillary Clinton in 1997
and Jesse Jackson in 1989.
Obama singing career will
fill the US budget additionally
and will get him his third
Nobel Prize,
again in Peace
(for sharing his gracious voice
which brought untold
happiness to all mankind,
especially ones caught
by war machinery).
________For the end,
__the question that Obama
_Presidency should be asked is:
__Who is the director of this
_extraordinary performance
______in which Obama
_____plays leading role?
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_____George Soros
___owns Obama and
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