Barack Obama credited with saving all lives in NYC Hudson River jetliner crash!

 

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The greatest 

President         

in history 

Barack Obama

saves every life 

in Hudson

River plane 

crash!

by Dink T. Koolaide

THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA 

CENTER FOR OBAMA WORSHIP

January 16th, 2009

When Airbus A320 plunged into the icy

water of New York City’s Hudson River,

The Chosen One Barack Obama saved

each and every life,

sources claim.

“The passengers were scared at first,

but then we all remembered Barack

Obama was our new President.

Just the thought of how cool under

pressure Barack is gave us all s sense

of calmness and well being.

We exited the plane calmly while 

chanting “Barack Barack”

over and over like a mantra.

That man among men saved our

lives, we are sure of it,

all of us agree on that.”

The unknown male or female

source asserted.

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Another person who was not on the

plane or in NYC at the time told our

reporters,

“We – the passengers I mean –

saw a vision of Barack Obama 

above our heads, 

with a halo around his

handsome well groomed head.

He told us calmly, 

in that hypnotic voice of his,

to calmly exit the plane and 

that he would rescue us by 

sending boats to pick us up.

We exited the plane and 

boats did pick us up – 

just as the vision said

would happen!

I am so glad I and all of my friends,

neighbors, relations, and everyone

I know voted for Barack Obama!”

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The pilot of the airbus,

Captain Chesley Burnett Sullenberger III,

was too busy trying to hog the credit 

for saving the passengers.

Sullenberger made no mention of how

an Obama vision appeared to him in 

the co pilot’s seat and actually guided

the plane to a safe landing.

The Captain no doubt feared 

the airline would fire him for 

admitting that an Obama psychic

projection actually landed the jetliner.

The Obama life saving event 

was a modern day miracle.

New York Governor 

David Patterson

was quoted as saying:

“We have had a Miracle 

on 34th Street –

now I think we had a 

Miracle on the Hudson.”

The look on the face of 

Governor Patterson

as he spoke these words made 

it clear that he was of course talking 

about the Obama Miracle saving 

countless lives.

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Dink T. Koolaide reporting 

for T.M.M.C.F.O.W. 

in New York City.

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